DON’T IGNORE ME, LOVE ME.

YOU ALL ARE JUST LIKE MY MOTHER DAMMIT. 

Phoenix is the name, I’m super cool so you should introduce yourself. 

I realize I’m not the most approachable person but I do like people.

parks-smarts:

asper-goodwin:

Oh, I see. 

I’m sorry that you’re unimpressed with my name.

No, it’s not that. You see I’m just what people call rude. I know, I know it’s a really bad thing to be some what aware of, but I’m trying really hard to be nice. So, sorry about that. 

I happen to love your name. 

I realize I’m not the most approachable person but I do like people.

parks-smarts:

asper-goodwin:

Asper, and yours? 

Nathan Parks.

Oh, I see. 

I realize I’m not the most approachable person but I do like people.

parks-smarts:

asper-goodwin:

What’s your name again?

Asper, and yours? 

I realize I’m not the most approachable person but I do like people.

I realize I’m not the most approachable person but I do like people.

I do, I really do. Thus far I would like to become friends with a few of you - most of you, not all of you because a small 10% of all of you people are hoebags - anyway I am very friendly,  and enjoy cats. 

Lesbians  be friends. 

To everyone I haven’t met: I’m Adam, hey.

adamsullivanhu:

asper-goodwin:

I have come to say hi. 

You are prompt. I like it. It’s a good sign, haha. Your name is…?

Thanks, I take a lot pride in my prompt-ness. I’m Asper Goodwin.